plot twist: humanity learns from its history
WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF
fun fact about bunnies!!!!!! this bun isn’t scared, it’s happy! when bunnies jump into the air and twist their bodies around, that’s called a binky, which is one of the ways they play around and have fun!
IS IT LITERALLY CALLED A BINKY ARE YOU SERIOUS
Also, because I need to rant about it somewhere: Does anyone have a good explanation for why the writers of AHS: Coven got Papa Legba so spectacularly wrong? Why did he look like Baron Samedi? Why did he behave nothing like Papa Legba is supposed to, but was instead misrepresented as a horrible pastiche of “evil voodoo gods” cliches?
I don’t really expect any answers to those questions. But aaargh, the misrepresentation of those two Loa annoyed me, and I get angrier the more I think about it.
When in doubt always assume lack of research and greed. It is never the answer you want but almost always the correct one.
(( Here’s a compilation of all the genderbends I’ve edited so far. :) After doing these, I went back to my “Disney Princes” and re-edited them slightly, so these are the new versions. (Yeah, I know the guys still look younger than the girls, sorry. XP lol) ))
Thor: Thor sleeps anywhere, and naked. This has caused a few issues.
Steve: on his back or side, straight as he can, barely moving. This is a habit left over from camps and barracks, squashed in with other soldiers, and from before, from the cold bitter new York winters when he was a kid. The cold was dangerous for him, screwed with his lungs, so every night Bucky would come to his place and squeeze into his narrow bed to keep him warm. He was like a furnace. Steve’s elbows and knees were sharp as knives so he made sure to keep extra still so his friend would be comfortable. Bucky’s warmth probably saved his life.
Natasha: Fetal position. Natasha curls up like a cat, all curved limbs and tousled hair, one hand by her face. She looks innocent, almost at peace. This is because her other hand is wrapped around the gun beneath her pillow.
Tony: Sleeps spreadeagle, mouth open, limbs splayed, wherever he collapses. He goes days and days without sleep; he is the wraith in Avengers tower, making coffee and scrambled eggs at 4am and disappearing back to his lab. Steve’s not much for sleep either, and he’s the only one besides Pepper who can gain access to Tony’s workshop, so he often goes downstairs to find Tony passed out on the floor with a wrench clutched in his fist and oil in his hair. If Tony ever wonders why he falls asleep on the workshop floor and wakes up in his bed with his shoes removed, he never mentions it to Steve.
Bruce: sleeps more than any of them. It’s maybe a metabolism thing. Hulking out uses up a lot of energy, so whenever he shrinks back to regular Bruce-size he eats enough for three and then sleeps for at least 16 hours. He sleeps in fetal position like Natasha, but tighter, knees tucked up almost to his chest, his whole body a clenched fist. It looks almost painful. He frowns and mutters to himself, and sometimes he cries out. There is an unspoken agreement amongst the rest of the team that they won’t mention it.
Clint: Sleeps with his eyes open. Sitting up. On the couch, or on top of the fridge, or on the stairs. Basically wherever affords the best position to scare the shit out of Tony at 3 in the morning.
so I’m reading through this, and I’m like “wow, this is spot-on, this person has a really good grasp of the avengers”
and then I read clint’s
and now I am crying.
have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it
not in a suicidey way
more of a “if a killer clown broke into my house right now, would jumping out the window be a reasonable escape plan” way
why isn’t society more interested in the real and terrible threat that is killer clowns
Because the Winchesters deal with them.
"Steven, are you telling lies?"
AND ALSO KIND OF SAD
SHE LOOKS SO HURT
UGH I KNOW. PEARL WHY
FINALLY finished watching this season of American Horror Story. My main take-aways? I want to live in the building of Miss Robichaux’s Academy, and I want the entirety of Stevie Nicks’s wardrobe.
I really cant think of anyone who doesnt reciprocate these feelings.
NO ONE GETS REJECTED LIKE GASTON
the fucking fact that his bicep immediately cheers him up again is what gets me
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus