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How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

ahh tumblr, excellence in hypocrisy, racism, homophobia and sexism.

You disgust me to no end. But you are very entertaining, so thats one positive.

You blue, negative, hypocritical, sexist, racist, homophobic piece of shit, how the hell did i ever waste an hour on you.

You are a bad high, it starts out nice, then it goes to shit but you keep coming back until something absolutely horrid happens and you get better, only to return for some perspective and realize how fucking stupid, selfish and flat out moronic you truly are.

It sucks that it took a death for me to realize this, but it did. So, to you tumblr, you disgusting sack of crap, sadness, self pity and harshness

hello.
glad to be back.

yellowfur:

How Pokémon was supposed to end

First some explanations: The original pokemon Anime serie was programmed to finish after an half-year season with Ash becoming the champion of Indigo League,following the original plot of the game.
The first movie,MewtwoNoGyakushuu(the counterattack of Mewtwo)/Mewtwo VS Mew for short,was originally created to be a sort of “final” for the serie,and as it can be seen here it was different from the actual canon-version.

Then in this trailer is shown the original ending of the serie,with and adult Misty and a child that is probably Ash/Misty’s daughter.Ash is not present,probably still following his destiny as a champion of the league in distand lands….leaving Misty and their daughter alone looking at the sky.

checkeredpaintbrush:

My best friends bother died in a car accident Thursday May 15th.
I will not be on tumblr as often, but seeing as this is the first time Ive been on in close to two weeks, I see no problem.

For those who I know here in Saskatoon, if you really need to contact me please send me a message and do not respond to this post

Thank you.

Good Bye Brodie.
We will all miss you dearly.

The funeral is at a church downtown Wednesday at 2.

This has been the longest week end Ive ever been through. Im so tired.

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teppelin:

This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.

WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD 

i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WHY

WHY

WHY

WHY

OHMYGAWD O.O

I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—

OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. 

Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—

OH MY GOD.

I was gonna reblog it like “I don’t get it someone help” and then

OH

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